To assist you pass the time until 8 p.m., here are my FEARLESS FINALE PREDICTIONS (Disclaimer: Ang lahat ng ito ay puro haka haka lamang. Mga opinion ko lamang at walang ibang kungkretong basehan, sapagkat akoy tao lamang at hindi isang propeta. Hindi nga gumunaw ang mundo diba, hay naku hala sige patuloy ang pag basa.)
Dan and Don will inspire millions of viewers to say "Who?!?" when they walk out on stage. Either that or, "Time for a bathroom break!"
Q and Larialmy also will inspire millions of viewers to say "Who?!?" but only mainly because they'll look so svelte and hot and unrecognizable from their former selves.
Sarah will no longer have "Baby Muscles." Last we saw her, she was training at a renowned MMA gym in Vegas. I'm envisioning her either walking out with her mom hoisted above her head like a trophy, or throwing her mom by way of the conventional paper "before" photo, to demonstrate her newfound strength.
Irene will say some thing salty that cannot be bleeped on live Television.
Jay will wear a silly hat, and no shoes, and possibly a Honeybadger T-shirt and some Captain America Underoos.
Cara will call at the very least 3 contestants "fighters."
I will drink (my Capri Sun) every single time that occurs. Also, I will drink every single time somebody says "What is haaappening?" or "Aaaabsolutely."
Ali Sweeney will ask Jillian how she thought the new trainers did this season, and Jillian will tell the truth. And then the word "fighters" could really take on some actual meaning.
Arthur will still be a Marshmallow Man...but like right after you roast the marshmallow and stick it between the graham crackers/chocolate bars and squish it down.
There will likely be a marriage proposal. Regardless of whether it is for actual or just via silly signs inside the audience, I cannot make sure. My crystal ball is on the fritz, and Fairy Gunn-father will not return my calls.
Nobody will mention Rulon, except possibly in code. I'm hoping Justin problems a live call-out to the mysterious "Mr. Deflection."
Courtney and Austin will continue to torture wanna-be cupids across the country with their cuteness -- and insistence that they're just pals.
Time that needs to be devoted to a "Goodbye, Jillian" montage is going to be devoted to Anna Kournikova's introduction as a brand new trainer in Season 12.
Security will need to request backup to maintain all of the Hannah stalkers at bay.
Olivia will win the grand prize. This is just my gut feeling; I believe she wants it probably the most. She will announce she's splitting the prize income with her sister and then treat us to an additional gorgeous Scale Solo.
Somebody surprising will win the at-home prize. OK, that was a substantial cop-out.
And lastly, to refresh your memory, here's a rundown of who went residence when, in descending order. Contestants are listed with original team color:
WEEK 19: Austin (Brown); WEEK 18: None (Makeovers, Tim Gunn magic); WEEK 17: Rulon (Yellow), Kaylee (Gray); WEEK 16: Ken (Brown, Austin's dad); WEEK 15: Moses (Gray, Kaylee's dad); WEEK 14: Courtney (Aqua); WEEK 13: Jen (Green); WEEK 12: Justin (Yellow); WEEK 11: Marci (Aqua, Courtney's mom); WEEK 10: Sarah (Pink); WEEK 9: Arthur (Blue); WEEK 8: Denise (Pink, Sarah's mom), Jesse (Blue, Arthur's dad); WEEK 7: Jay (Green, Jen's dad); WEEK 6: Q (Red, Larialmy's husband); WEEK five: Don (Black, Dan's twin brother), Larialmy (Red, Q's wife); WEEK 4: None (State of the Union Address); WEEK three: Dan (Black, Don's twin brother); WEEK 2: None (Immunity Challenge won by Ranch team at weigh-in); WEEK 1: Ana (Orange, Irene's mom).
Final Four: Irene (Orange -- 111 pounds lost), Jay (Green -- came back in Week 12 -- 158 pounds), Olivia (Purple -- 112 pounds) and Hannah (Purple -- 102).
For-sure finalists: Olivia and Hannah.
America's Vote candidates: Irene and Jay.
My pick to win: Already covered that.